The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Taiwanese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't care for each other. After thirty minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat? The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo .... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbah. That was JAPANESE, not Chinese." The pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. You're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence ensued. Finally, the co-pilot said,"I no like Jew." The pilot replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The pilot tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same."
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