Mopom
The only solution for you it to contact Timetraveller on this board. Book your travels to Nazi Germany for around 1935 - you should get some quality years before nicking off to Paraguay.
Mind you I am rascist - I would accept 100 African refugees for every 1 white South African - the most arrogant, boastful and annoying race I have ever met. You must have loved it.
