cant think of one, page-2

...thats shockin' madmacs.....



A son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them the bad news
that the father is dying of cancer. The father tells the son that he has
had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to
celebrate it.

While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them
that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you
are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!"