PeterRD, That has got to be one of the funniest post's I've read on this forum!
Even though I no-longer hold, I do have feelings for those who have held for so long. Particularly without any decent news. I trust this laugh will lift some spirit's and hope that you don't really have to wait as long as you have indicated PeterRD.
Good luck all.
MTW
(Quietly lurking in the background)