holy water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine

The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.

If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.

The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.