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xjo weekend zoomba lounge, page-3

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    Wednesday night (13th July 2011), 10:00pm

    CEBisout

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    Early Friday morning(14th July 2011), 1:00 am

    BiggDaddy opens the door and walks in. So, this is where your hanging out? What does the RED Lounge have that the Zoomba lounge have? Apart from it being RED in colour" said BiggDaddy. Hey look, there is RedBacka. I wonder why he is called Red? Either way I like it", continued BiggDaddy.

    CEB decided to raise an issue, "BiggDaddy, your so fascinated with the colour RED. This Red room you followed me into, Redbacka, and that portfolio of yours?? its all RED. Red is so yesterdays colour. Todays colour is Green. Green is what we need I tell ya! GREEN!!."

    "It's not like that CEB" said BiggDaddy.

    "Oh really?" said CEB. CEB takes BiggDaddy's wallet out of his coat pocket, opens it and shoves a picture in his face.

    honeydew

    "What colour is this dress BiggDaddy?", yelled CEB.

    BiggDaddy gasped, "Oh my. Your right. RED RED RED. My life involves everything Red. Red is so yesterday. From now on, everything I do will involve the colour green"

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    Friday night (14th July 2011), 10:15pm

    Bored so I decide to make it over to the Zoomba lounge. I see BiggDaddy insert a coin into the juke box in the corner. The music started, and BiggDaddy jumps to the centre of the room.........and started to sing:
    "Guess who's back,
    Back again
    CEB's back
    Tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
    guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
    Well if you want CEB, this is what I'll give ya
    A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
    Some vodka that'll jump start your heart quicker

    [Chorus: still BiggDaddy]
    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody, just follow me
    Cause we need a little, controversy
    Cause the XJO thread feels so empty, without me
    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody, just follow me
    Cause we need a little, controversy
    Cause the XJO thread feels so empty, without me"

    And CEB feels the beat and jumps in, "Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na"

    BiggDaddy pushes CEB to one side, pulls out a hand gun and shoots the juke box. "Good one CEB, you ruined my song."

    "You think you're the only one with talent here BiggDaddy? Its easy to sing someone else's song and change a few words." Said CEB.

    "Well then CEB, if you're so good, now that the juke box is broken, how about you go Acapella. Like a real rapper, rap about your life about the events of the week that just passed." Said BiggDaddy

    CEB begins to tap is right foot on the floor.

    "Here we go...... ah ha...... Oh yeah.......
    I couldn't believe I was the only one
    To be slammed down when joining the fun
    So I modded each post in retaliation
    Thank you Blues Dog for taking some action

    [CEB takes out a pic for Bluesdog]

    As a thank you I created this picture
    You might replace it with the one in your signature?
    bluesdog

    Now I don't contribute to the XJO thread each day
    Cause I'm no XJO expert to have a say
    But I read the thread daily for my learning curve
    So I'll just continue to quietly observe
    Now I know, stay away from Honeydew and Misty
    Most importantly though, stay away from the whiskey

    [CEB sees Kelly pass by]

    Kelly

    So now we know Misty has a tat of BigDaddy
    I wonder how many we can add to the tally?
    So now in the Zoomba foyer out comes Kelly
    Why did you put that tat on your belly?"
    KellyBelly

    Kelly walks up to CEB, "Wow CEB, you really don't remember what happened after we watched Hangover 2 at the movies last weekend", said Kelly

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