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1. My ulcers are playing up.
We don't care
2. My baldness is only getting worse.
We don't care
3. There is a speculation about me being a binge drinker.
We don't care.
4. SPI futures were up 17 points, now they are showing red, why does the future continue to change so rapidly.
We don't care.
5. Ronald McDonald use to freak me out with his red hair, but it's women with red hair that scares me more.
We don't care.
6. Stock market is positively negative.
We don't care.
7. Bulls, Bears? Why not Hares and Angry Tortoises?
We don't care.