xjo weekend zoomba lounge

WELCOME TRENDSETTERS.

Sorry to keep you waiting.....What a plastering we got...AGAIN this Friday. What happened, what went wrong. The PF is in a shabby state again.

Never fear, the bailiff takes the weekend off. The debt collectors don't call on weekends. You are safe in the Zoomba Lounge.

Our special entertainment this weekend is the..

XJO BOXING TROUPE

Remember those in sideshow alley. No longer in todays mamby pamby world.

But this is THE Zoomba Lounge. You can't get sued here. Members here are descended from gladiators (dings). Check for chin dimples - A sure fire indication of ancient Roman genes.

Is there anyone getting at your goat. Want to flatten someones mug with a 2lb glove? Jump into the ring.

For the lovers & not the fighters, there's is intriguing Trading Analysis on the hearth, next to the old marble fire place...$20 cigars in the box on the mantel.

For the downtrodden, exhausted and practically 'BLED OUT' suckers who are long (moi), there is Pauleys palative care.

Of course, anyone up for some instructional analysis with the Zoomba girls will be enthusiastically embraced, so just allow yourself the freedom to be entranced by the silken thighs and gyrating Small Ords Trio.

By special order of Bluesdog - Happy hour til midnight.

The Zoomba is officially OPEN!