Jack and Jill Jack had just got engaged to Jill, so his father decided to have a little heart-to-heart with his son.. "Jack," began his father, "let me tell you something. On my wedding night, I took off my trousers and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here—try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," replied Jack. "I might give that a go." So, on his honeymoon, Jack took off his jeans and said to Jill: "Here try these on." So she did and replied: "These are far too big; they don't fit me." "Exactly," said Jack smugly. "I wear the trousers in this family and don't you ever forget it." Jill glared at him, lifted up her skirt, yanked down her knickers, and angrily handed them to Jack "Here— try mine on." So he did and said: "I can't get into your knickers." "Exactly, snapped Jill. "And if you don't change your f*****g attitude, you never will!"
