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De biggy yo fo alls de brobros an de sistaladymons

Dis be de bes writtin dat de poor ol' Holymagimon done readed fo de longs timeytings.

Mista Linkenmon done sended copy ob dis to de Missus Royals Hineness sistaladymon an de Duck ob Edinburra an dem done readed eberytings dat Mista Pointydexterosemon writed an bin mostest impressionedest.

De Queenyladymon an de Duck done comme to de Mellybun to be dere whens Mr Pointydexterosemon done bin getting de 100 tumsup.

Mr Linkenmon bin hearin dat de Queenyladymon be gibbin Mista Pointydextrosemon de biggy cad wen hi be gettin dat 100 tumsup an de Duck be gibbin Mista Pointydextrosemon de biggy kissy on de chicks.

So plis be gibbin de Mista Pointydextrosemon de extras tittyteen tumsup sos dat him ne gettin de 100 tumsup an dat grat biggy kissy froms de Grik Duck ons de chicks.

Blassin ob de Lod to alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons an mays de grat piss from aboves be allyways fallin ons yo heds.