>> I had a laugh hopefully you will to.
>>
>>
>> US RECESSION
>> The recession has hit everybody really hard...
>>
>> My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>>
>> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
>>
>> A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
>> while she danced.
>>
>> I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
>>
>> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
>> and ask if they meant you or them.
>>
>> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
>>
>> Angelina Jo lie adopted a child from America ...
>>
>> Parents in Bev erly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
>> names.
>>
>> My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
>> re-possessed her!
>>
>> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
>>
>> A picture is now only worth 200 words.
>>
>> When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
>>
>> The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
>>
>> And, finally....
>>
>> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
>> savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
>> Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
>> suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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