xjo weekend zoomba lounge

WELCOME TRENDSETTERS

To the XJO Weekend Zoomba Lounge

Yes, dark clouds over the Zoomba - Martis is back, Saint's hat polished and ready.

The Zoomba Est.2011

Located in the seedy nightclub district of the mining capital of the Southern hemisphere - Perth. The Zoomba is the renowned hideaway for the forlorn and beaten up and also the gognac tipped cigar success stories in the Stock market.

You can walk around saying, 'Portfolio, leverage & fiduciary' or kick it up on the dance floor with 'Penny Dreadfool and the Small Ords'.

I will be licking my wounds and maybe doing a mud wrestle with Jolene Blalock (Vulcan from Star Trek) followed by a head massage at the Trade 'n Laid next door.

Just step over the syringes - Disco hasn't swept up yet and it doesn't look like he will after today. In fact, one of them is his.

The Zoomba is officially open.

Ooops - almost forgot, three smacks on Penny's sweet little posterior will get you the code to get in.