Plastic Bags
A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging
two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policemanstopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"*
"Oh, no, no," said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the golf course. On golf days, a lot of golfers come and
pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden.
Kills the flowers you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet,
with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my
fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or
off it comes"
Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?
"Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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