An Aussie guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind
> blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.
>
> Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by
> his doctor.
>
> "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news
> is
> that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was
> very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the
> buckshot."
>
> "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
>
> "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
> damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to
> have to refer you to my sister."
>
> "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your
> sister a
> plastic surgeon?"
>
> "Not exactly," answered the doctor.
>
> "She's a flute player in the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. . She's
> going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your
> eye.
>
>
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