If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't open
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell*BINGO*!
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!
Q. What is the difference between Medium and Rare?
A. 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner
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