8:00 am........I've just heard the news. The ABC are covering the whole story. They are reporting that Mogga's snowman melted due to climate change.
8:10.....Greta Thunberg has just responded. She is bringing over a group of climate change activists. She says people are ignoring climate change, ignoring the melting ice caps, the melting glaciers and the melting icebergs, but reckons they won't ignore mogga's melting snowman.
8:20...the Universities are responding. They are organising for a large contingent of scientists to investigate the melting snowman. looks like they will be prodding the snowman with their instruments, and taking readings.
Should be interesting!
8:30....The climate change deniers have just complained. They are sending demonstrators up to confront the activists. They say that the fact you can build a snowman in North Queensland, shows that the earth is cooling down, not warming up.
Look's like you are getting quite a crowd up there mogga.
8:45.....Crowd!......the Chief Medical officer wants to know if your snowman was wearing a mask. Melted or not, he is concerned with so many on their way to see the snowman, that he is concerned about the sread of Covid-19. he is on his way to see the prime minister.
9:00..../Prime minister just calls a press conference. Announces he is sending a team of doctors and nurses to conduct covid testing on the snowman and the growing crowds.
Gees mogga, all those doctors and nurses......might be a good time to get that itch looked at.
9:15........Queensland premier speaks. She is sending a large police contingent, backed by defence force personnel to make sure the crowd adhere to social distancing.
10:00. ....By now, the crowd of feminists, gays, transgenders, vegans, council officers, TV news crews, far left protestors, climate change activist, scientists, climate change deniers, doctors,nurses, police, defence force personnel, all here to look at mogga's snowman, are causing quite a stir. It is now being reported around the world as it makes world headlines.
10:15...The BBC is now reporting it.
10:30 ....Trump tweets. "Fake news" he says. Says, the snowman is fake, climate change is fake, covid is fake, the gays are fake and feminists are all fake. "Fake news"
11:00...the Democrats respond. They say the snowman is real, that climate change is real, covid is real, gays and feminists are real. They are re-calling the Senate to organise a Special Commission of Inquiry into the whole affair. They wish to impeach Trump for lying in his tweet about he snowman. They are looking for a Robert someone and are asking the FBI to assist in investigating whether the snowman is real.
Gees mogga, this sounds serious. All these special agents and the FBI now coming over. You may want to put the billy on, they may all want a cuppa when they get there. And put a plate of bikkies out as well.
BUT........don't leave the plate of bikkies out near the snowman. That will attract Rudolh, the rest of the reindeer and Santa. You don't want them showing up, causing a commotion...............your commotion is big enough as it is.
I guess by now you have learnt the moral of the story.......
it's 2020, you just can't build snowmen any more. Forget it.
and while I'm at it. Easter, next year. don't mention the Easter Bunny. You know the Easter Bunny is white, eats carrots, and mates profusely. ..........you can never tell who that may upset.
You don't want this all over again.....................
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