Good morning Bonneylad..
I hope you are keeping well, spreading joy and goodwill where ever you travel . (Poor joy the old slapper)
I’m sure it’s just an oversight in a rather comprehensive, well thought out post., but you have TOTALLY missed our big ticket item.
The waters around Greenland have a shit load of whales, seals , polar bears and other tasty morsels..
As far as I’m concerned as I am are the board of epm agrees , those whales have had it too good for too long .. taking up space, crapping and weeing in the ocean , polluting it . Yes they are nothing but giant swimming polluters .
Well the joke is on you mr orca, Mrs Minky whale , master humpback..
I hear , or maybe I dreamed it that epm and barnacle bills are forming a joint venture . Yep we will be the sole provider for one of the all time great seafood restaurants .. share holders this is big $$$, and a discount card for all (after 8pm )
those stupid dolphins …, fish sticks . Yum and yum. Seconds please
As for the seals … well , Carl wants some seal fur thunder duds made, I want. Beaver retriever hat . The rest of you lot .. free ugh boots . Made of Baby harp seal .
polar bears .. get used to the cold . Your pelts are going to be used in Tesla’s latest vehicle , sort like a bear rug only a hood lining..
Captain sika will command the floatilla , with admiral bazza over seeing the good work, and me good mate Jeff providing light snacks and drinks when he awakens.
Buy up big fellow holders.
This will be a game changer .
Regards Callahan
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