101 things to do with a dead cat !, page-4

Fishhead, you're a really rude pr*ick.

Beware...for one day you may be crossing a road and a bus hits you and you die because the bus driver was Pussycat...

Then when you end up in hell, which you will because you're a pr*ick, the people that bullied you in high school will beat the crap out of you and your old Sports Teacher will sodomise you because it would finally fulfill his fantasies.

And your widowed wife will later sleep with a limbless midget and they will spend all your leftover money.

Until then you're on my Ignore list :)

The bus awaits you...