"Well, it's a fridge, mojo. You know great bulky thing that makes one hell of a racket and is full of crap! Does that answer your question? But me missus likes you so...said"
I guess all that crap is your brainfood.
My fridge on the other hand is a beautiful work of art and engineering perfection full of the greatest temptations nature has to offer.
Give my heartfelt commiserations to your poor unsatisfied missus - poor thing.
