A man rings up the depot and ask what arms we have in storage,The bloke on the other end replies we have 20,000 machine guns,5000 grenades,50 armoured tanks and a black mercedes for this big fat ugly colonel.The first guy says do you know who the hell your talking to,The other bloke says no,Well this is that big fat ugly colonel and your in deep shit .The other bloke says well do you know who your talking to,The colonel says no,he said then go get f@#$ed then and hangs up.
