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    Martis

    1000 points exactly??

    Based on your post I will be reversing all long positions tomorrow (hope It's not too late?!) and taking out massive equity and index shorts whilst simultaneaously buying govt bonds and physical bullion.

    Tonight I will short the DOW (1000 contracts) and will be stocking up on drinking water, baked beans and toilet paper as we will no doubt be in the midst of a great depression tomorrow and we may see looting and rioting prevail.

    I have sold my car and all 'non-essential' assets such as TV, playstation, refridgerator and clothes as no doubt deflation will become a factor.

    Even though my DOW short will be in the money, there is no guarantee that the CFD provider will make a market and therefore no guarantee of my short ever being realised in the global financial meltdown - hence thats why I'm covering my bases by selling assets.

    Last but not least I have taken all money market deposits as physical currency and will be stuffing my mattresses with it tonight.

    Thank you so much for your inciteful words of wisdon Martis - I'm forever in your debt.



 
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