2 Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,'Father, I have a problem.


I have just bought a female parrot


But she seems to know only to say one thing.'

'What does she say?' the priest inquired.

she says

'Hi, i'm a hooker!

Do you want to have some fun?'

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.
'You know,' he said,

'I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots,

Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your parrot over to my house,

And we'll put it the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrot to praise and worship,

we should fix your parrot . . In no time.'

Thank you,' the woman responded,


The next day,

She brought her parrot to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed,
She walked over and placed her parrot in with them.

After a few minutes,

The female parrot cried out:

Hi, I'm a hooker!

Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked,

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot

And exclaimed,

'Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered!'