1. The phone rings. "Congratulations sir. Your new car is going to be delivered on 23 Jan 2031." "Morning or afternoon?" "Why does that matter sir?" "Well the plumber is coming in the morning."
2. A family living in an apartment block is asleep in bed when there is a loud knock on the door at 2:30 at night. Everyone hides fearing the secret police. The husband answers the door. Chats away. Comes back to the family. "It's OK. The house is on fire."
