2007 Australian Citizenship Test
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the
origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?
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2. What is a bloody little
beauty??
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3. Are these terms related: chuck
a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage:
'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies
and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies,
scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies
and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of
biffo.'
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana.
If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca
Dacca , how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a
brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following
sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't
be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving
or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or
relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his
name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat,
cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow
mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a
rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct
procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who
smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have
you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with
someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring-
your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to
eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable
beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a
hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of
thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to 'prang
a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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19. Who would you like to crack on
to?
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20. Who is the most Australian:
Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie
Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only
mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does 'getten pissed at a mates joint' and 'getten para' mean?
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