Ha ha, I like it, but can't help with Johnny, (it's been a long...

Ha ha, I like it, but can't help with Johnny, (it's been a long arvo with a couple of after golf beverages), so how about this.....

On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of a drill rig,

Rising up through the air,
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light,It’s the glint of the iron,

Now hidden from sight.

Welcome to the hotel Red Hawk

Such a lovely place,

Such a lovely place………………..

Plenty of room at the Hotel Red Hawk

Any time of year

You can find it here….....

Last thing I remember,

I was running for the door,

I had to get the Iron back,

To the place it was before,

“Relax” said the B(B)ig man!!

We are programmed to deceive,

You can check it any time you like,

But the Iron will never leave......................
Welcome to the Hotel Red Hawk
With the Pink Champagne on ice
Tis true, "We are all just prisoners here

Of our own device"