I thought i would tell a funny story. I was in Aldi's the other...

I thought i would tell a funny story. I was in Aldi's the other day in line with the groceries, the sign was placed at the end of the queue "closed". This old man in a purple tracksuit, walked past me and i said" He needs a break he is a little wornout". My groceries were the last, but this man says" its ok i know him". I thought he was just going to return something for a refund, it ends up he has jumped me in the queue.

He starts pulling things out of his carry bag, that's when i knew what he was up too. When he thanked me for letting him in, i let him know i had not let him in, and told him he was a joke.

A sophisticated investor i bet