bob .... the golfer

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    Bob works hard at the plant. He spends two nights each week
    bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard so, for his birthday,
    she takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

    "Oh no", says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual
    and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did
    she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the
    end of the 1st nine, honey."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
    Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want
    your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

    Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have
    mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
    4 letter word in the book.

    The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you picked up a real
    b!tch this time!"
 
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