How convenient that Pablo’s family members are just so dedicated—it's almost like having a guaranteed paycheck with zero risk of getting booted makes it really easy to stick around!
Nothing says commitment and dedication like securing cushy, high-paying roles for under-qualified family members who would never dream of leaving because, well… where else would they find such an easy ride? It’s not about loyalty—it’s about clinging to the golden ticket and making sure the whole family is aboard the AGY shareholder-funded gravy train (toot-toot). But sure, let’s pretend this is all about protecting “valuable IP” and not just a blatant, shameless case of nepotism.
Shhh… just ignore that. LOL.
(20min delay)