Yowie has disruptive technology. It's true and it's worth 20...

Yowie has disruptive technology. It's true and it's worth 20 billon dollars.

It causes fully grown adults to wake up in the middle of the night, very pissed off.

How you may ask? The answer is simple.

Step 1) Kids wake up.
Step 2) Kids discover cravings.
Step 3) Kids work out the craving is a Yowie craving.
Step 4) Kids think about waking up Mum and Dad
Step 5) Step 4 only lasts 2 seconds
Step 6) Kids run into Mum and Dads room
Step 7) Kids throw Yowies at Mum and Dads heads
Step 8) Kids start screaming "We want more Yowie's"
Step 9) Mum and Dad get pissed off hugely.
Step 10) Dad jumps into vehicle and drives to 7/11
Step 11) Dad comes home with box of Yowies followed by the phase: "You happy now? Goto sleep"
Step 12) Kids break open Yowies.
Step 13) Kids eat Yowies.
Step 14) Kids are well replenished after consuming said Yowies.
Step 15) Kids fall asleep

Proven disruptive technology indeed.
Insider information says Yowie to merge with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig to develop healthy superfood Yowie chocolate eggs.

Apparently Dr Evil is sitting on the Moon waiting for the Yowie ship to reach him.

And that's all folks, time to wear my tin foil hat *tips hat*