25 GOOD REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WINE AND. DINE BEER YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. WHEN YOU BEER GOES FLAT, YOU THROW IT OUT. BEER IS NEVER LATE. A BEER DOESNT GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.. HANGOVERS GO AWAY. BEER LABELS COME OFF WITHOUT A FIGHT. WHEN YOU GO TO A OAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER. BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE. AFTER YOU’VE. HAD A BEER, THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 5 CENTS. A BEER WONT GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER BEER. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU’LL ALWAYS GET A GOOD HEAD. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER IN A NIGHT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR MATES. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOUR THE FIRST TO POP A BEER. A BEER IS ALWAYS WET. BEER DOESN’T DEMAND EQUALITY. YOU CAN HAVE A BEER IN U8LIC. A BEER DOESN’T CARE WHEN YOU COME. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
