Three Aussies and three Kiwis are travelling by train to a rugby match at the World Cup in England.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Kiwis buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Aussies.
"Watch and learn bro," says one of the Kiwis.
They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three Kiwis cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea for a Kiwi, so after the game, they decide to go one better on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station for the return trip, the Kiwis buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!
"How are you going to travel without a tucket?" asks one of the puzzled Kiwi's.
"Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Aussies.
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the three Kiwis cram into another nearby, then the train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Kiwis are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
