3 ghosts visit Trump

Early in the night, the ghost of Roosevelt appears.

Trump asks him how he can make America great again,

Roosevelt replies:“Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.”

Trump’s face sours, and he yells, “FAKE NEWS!”

A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost.

Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”

Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.”

This infuriates Trump.

Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Again, Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”

Lincoln responds, “Go to the theatre.”