Early in the night, the ghost of Roosevelt appears.
Trump asks him how he can make America great again,
Roosevelt replies:“Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.”
Trump’s face sours, and he yells, “FAKE NEWS!”
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost.
Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”
Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.”
This infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Again, Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”
Lincoln responds, “Go to the theatre.”
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