4 maze....parking narks....an oldie, but...

I am frequently asked by working people what I do as a retired person to make my days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Collins Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a parking inspector writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.


I called him a pr~ck. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for being too far from the kerb.


So I called him a low mongrel. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.


Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a phuck... I came into town by bus.


I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age."