Along similar lines, 4 nuns were in line to make a confession to the priest.
1st on says 'Forgive me, I have seen a penis'. 'OK, wash your eyes in the holy water'
2nd says 'Forgive me, I have touched a penis' 'OK, wash your hands in the holy water'
4th one jostles in front of the third, and says 'I'm next, because I'm not drinking the holy water after she's sat in it'
