re: why a beer is better than a woman
Why a beer is better than a woman
You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out You don't have to wine and dine a beer Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Beer never changes its mind A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer Beer is never late Hangovers go away Beer labels come off without a fight Beer never has a headache When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer If you pour a beer right, you always get good head You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty A beer always goes down easy You can share a beer with your friends You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer Beer is always wet Beer doesn't demand quality You can have a beer in public A beer doesn't care when you come A frigid beer is a good beer You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
I'll have two thanks.
Also, why one reason why men are better than cucumbers
when you finally get around to finding your man at he bottom of the crisper, you can still use him.
