christmas..server down!

  1. 5,342 Posts.
    On the first day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    Can I get on the internet for free?

    On the second day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the third day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the fourth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the fifth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the sixth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the seventh day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the eighth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    How do you ftp warez?
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the ninth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
    How do you ftp warez?
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the tenth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    1'm 50 l33t u c,
    I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
    How do you ftp warez?
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    Make money fast!
    1'm 50 l33t u c,
    I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
    How do you ftp warez?
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user said to me:
    Why can't I log in?
    Make money fast!
    1'm 50 l33t u c,
    I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
    How do you ftp warez?
    WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
    How do I use a chatroom?
    Your server's down!
    Where's the capslock key?
    What's a password?
    What the hell's a modem?
    And can I get on the internet for free?
 
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