@paddington bear @Cleo Guy walks into a café to order a burger....

@paddington bear @Cleo

Guy walks into a café to order a burger.

Tells the waitress he wants one where the bun is so toasted,

it's burnt, wants the meat nearly raw, the beetroot juice running

all over the plate, and the egg, that UNDERCOOKED that it runs

down his face and hands, and drips all over his $100 silk tie,

and $500 suit.


Waitress is surprised by his order, and says,

"I'm sorry sir, we can't make burgers like that".

The customer says,

"why not, you made them like that last night" !