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    Its what happens when the interview goes like this

    so cormyn (22 yrs old at the time) you wnt to join CBa as head of retail

    Yes I went to a good school and your my dads mate so give me a chance

    What experience do yu have

    well...... i spend four years at college pissed

    OK you got the job but you have to wait at least 6 months before we give you the head of retail

    but but my daddy said i should be Head...oh well its not like i have experience.......

    2 years later

    hey matty u want the top retail job I mean you suck at what your doing so you must be a born leader cause you aint done anything asked of you

    Yeah I deserve the top job I from a rich school and my buddys are waiting for cheap loans

    2 years later

    Hey the boss we have now completely f''ed up and we need another useless prick to fill the position and you havent been caught yet for screwing over the client base so the jobs yours

    2 years later

    Shit i f''ed up again but i rich now so do what you want with me....we

    well actually we want to increase your bonus because even tho the cats out of the bag we only gotta pay 550mm fines...so dont worry abt it

    meet u down the club later for some grange

    yeah c you then i just want to f the reguators one more time...a throw back to my college days...i just cant stop
 
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