Well wouldn't you know the ABC
Just had a scoop for all to see
Had a little boatie type
Having the most amazing gripe
When the navy picked him up at sea
Threatened them with a killing spree
Followed up with 'f,,k australia' rant
Not the most appealing future migrant
ABC said they have further programs on this to air
Rubbishing Scottys boat solution they think is fair
All the more reason one would think
The ABC to substantially shrink
