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04/05/12
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced seven husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married seven times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #3 was in administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #4 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #5 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #6 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #7 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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