75 centimes

Yo bro bro an de sistaladymons,

Dere be de gooseys an dere be de ganndees an dese goosees an dese ganndees bin sellin de fine Eastygassy scarytings befo de repots be outs.

Dat be allrites begos de fambily bin buyin de ones or de twos ob de scarytings an dem dat bot be laffin.

Soons repots be oouts, mabbe nex wik, mabbe nex nex wik, an dat be goodys begos bye den, alls de gooseys an de ganndees be gon, olny be leavin de longytem scaryholdamon ikes de poor ol' Holymagimon an de Mista Linkonmon.

Wes be in Maddykaskarlan, bin teachin dem fuks whoms bin fightin an shootin hows to be makin de biggy piss. Nows no more fightin, no more shootin, olny de biggy piss eberywheres in dis Maddykaskarlon.

Tomrro wes be rowin bot agin, goin to Bundibech to be kechin de shakfishy.

Blassin ob de Lod an de biggy piss on alls de bro bros an de sistaladymon.