A bloke comes home from work and finds his wife all dressed up and looking gorgeous.
She greets him with "Hello Darling, have you ever seen five pounds crumpled up"?
He replies "No, why"?
So she undoes three buttons of a see through blouse, gives him a sexy wink and pulls out a crumpled fiver from her ample cleavage, he looks on, now very interested.
She then says "Darling, have you ever seen twenty pounds crumpled up"?
He gasps and says "No"
This time she gives him a sexy pout, lifts up her skirt and pulls out a crumpled twenty from a pair of sheer black panties.
By now sweat is appearing on the husband's forehead, when his wife says "Darling, have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars crumpled up"?
The husband, who is now shaking with anticipation says " No, Darling ,never".
So she holds him tight, looks him straight in the eye and says................................................................................
"Well go take a look in the garage"
