Ah Cats... it's all gone totally out of control... I told Timmy...

Ah Cats... it's all gone totally out of control... I told Timmy not to contact, but he did, like he was so onto me.... and well, you know, I just couldn't help myself ... cos he sounded so grown up and you know... nice for an older bloke.... and so... you know, I like climbed all the way out the window and gaahhh, like my parents had this security guard... like at the gate.... and even though I tried to convince him I was just going to get some hersey's from the corner store.... because I was soou hungry.... he threw me over his shoulder and carried me home like I was a little dog... I begged and pleaded with mommy and daddy... but, but, but... ohhhhhhhhh..... it all sucks, they all suck... and I'm like grounded, like grounded FOREVER... like maybe even 16 years!! And I don't know where Timmy is... because the last thing i heard before the yelling was the sirens.....

It's sooooooo unfair!