a catholic a baptist a rabbi , page-2

These must be the same blokes who decided to buy a bus together to use in their parish ministries and share it.
When the big day came and they took delivery of the bus the priest turned to the other two and said how are we going to dedicate it? After some discussion they couldn't agree so they decided to each do it their own way.
The priest sprinkled some water on it and said "I dedicate this bus to the service of the church." Then the Baptist got in behind the wheel with the other two and drove it into a creek....and out the other side and said. "I dedicate you to the service of the church." Then the Rabbi got out with his hacksaw and cut two inches off the exhaust pipe!