A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for all the treatment he has had.
The nun asked, Do you have health insurance?
The patient replied in a raspy voice, No health insurance. Then the nun asked, Do you have money in the bank?
The patient replied, No money in the bank.
Somewhat impatient the then nun asked, Do you have a relative who be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment? The patient said, I only have a spinster sister who is a nun.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.
The patient retorted, Then send the bill to my brother in law!
