A couple of giggles for the weekend.

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    In dancing with the Tsars,
    Peter and Catherine were great.
    But Ivan was terrible.
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    I heard that there is a new restaurant
    in Perth named Karma.
    There's no menu you just get what you deserve.
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    Singing in the shower is fun, until
    you get soap in your mouth.
    Then it becomes a soap opera.
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    Well, here I am.
    What are your other two wishes?
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    What day of the week are most twins born?
    Twos- day.
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