In dancing with the Tsars,
Peter and Catherine were great.
But Ivan was terrible.
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I heard that there is a new restaurant
in Perth named Karma.
There's no menu you just get what you deserve.
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Singing in the shower is fun, until
you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
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What day of the week are most twins born?
Twos- day.
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