A cure by any other name.............. The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning against a wall and not moving a muscle. The owner asks his clerk, "Paddy, what's with that guy over there by the wall?" Paddy replied, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. We are out of cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" “Oh yeah?” Said Paddy, “Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
