A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes look awfully red. Have you...

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    A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes look awfully red. Have you been drinking?
    "Gee Officer," the man says, "Your eyes look awfully glazed - have you been eating doughnuts??"
 
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